Seventeen Years Till Morning

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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nostalgiaultra:

Dont be that knob who tries to be snooty about people’s universities or schools we’re all just carrots in the big debt soup

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bikinipowerbottom:

this video becomes so relevant every summer

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postllimit:

IM CHOKING I TRIED TO TAKE A SELFIE IN THE ELEVATOR CEILING AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED

fuck-kirk:

fuck-kirk:

So, y’know, im really on edge with all the creepy stuff going on at my house. And i go down to get a glass of juice and my fucking dad JUMPED OUT AT ME, (we both do it to each other all the time) But this time scared me particularly badly. But uhm, long story short, i just….i just  accidentally punched my father in the face.

He has a bruise on his jaw omg i feel so bad

patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

(Source: mariannesfaithfull, via fuck-kirk)